May 2013
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meladoodle:
i want my wedding vows to be an intense rap battle with my spouse-to-be
There’s so many things I don’t understand
like
how is this 27
chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop
1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Bleach: ban..........KAI
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Hyouka: i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Shingeki no Kyoujin: teen titans go
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: BRO I'M HERE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
run, crawl, be carried: jesuspadalecki:... →
panicsatdiscos:
jesuspadalecki:
liquor-inthe-front:
Single Woman’s Title = Miss Married Woman’s Title = Mrs. Unknown Woman’s Title = Ms.
Married Man’s Title = Mr. Single Man’s Title = Mr. Unknown Man’s Title = Mr.
Because a woman only has status if she is married
think about it. add an apostrophe to Mrs = Mr’s. think about it.
and then go throw up.
OR MAYBE IT’S THE NATURAL...
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wordswordsworlds:
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
